I don't wanna eat the bugs - you can't make me

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Space_Dandy

Space_Dandy

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I'm tired of hippies telling me to eat the bugs and trying to convince me that it is an economical and sustainable food source. I actually did eat crickets once and they weren't that bad, they had no flavor actually. Also amidst all of the dietary laws in Leviticus 11, there's actually a provision for certain insects to be considered a clean food (hopping insects such as grasshoppers). I was totally fine with eating the bugs until it became about saving the world. Now I don't wanna and I'ma order extra chicken and beef.
 
There is no harm in eating bugs. Just make sure they are crispy and they aren’t bad. Food is food.

But I’m not sure the world living in grasshoppers is a viable alternative and I’m not aware of any global plans to replace cows with crickets
 
Just become rich bro. As long as your with the elite and wealthy you can eat "Special bugs". Like lobsters and bug-free/non- synthetic meat with actual protein. Just make sure to lie to the lower class when they call you and your fellow aristocrats out on it.
 
Lone MacReady said:
So long as you eat the bugs first, comrade.
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True Story.

When I was about 11 years old my brother and I were making oatmeal - cooked it etc. and we noticed it was crunchy while eating it. So we looked loser. Maggots.

Scarred me for a while - my brother even longer. Whenever he gets drunk and starts telling stories about shit I did, I start with the old tale about what we had for breakfast one day and he shuts the fuck up. He is so upset to this day over but that if I start telling the story, he gives me a good punch in the face.
 
Everyone says they don't want to eat the bugs, but have you considered what the bugs want? Bugs love being eaten. Bugs evolved wings and extra legs just to get into your mouth faster
 
You chuds should be eating bugs
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This man BELIEVES in science and works for TRUE TV (You don't believe in the truth?) And look at him! You know he's right!
 
Then just don't eat them, nobody is forcing you to okay? Well if you want to get technical, you already eat them daily when you consider all those harvesting equipment shredding them into tiny bits and pieces.
Basement Dwelling Dork said:
Just become rich bro. As long as your with the elite and wealthy you can eat "Special bugs". Like lobsters and bug-free/non- synthetic meat with actual protein. Just make sure to lie to the lower class when they call you and your fellow aristocrats out on it.
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lmfao imagine being so poor you can't afford meat.
 
Basement Dwelling Dork said:
Just become rich bro. As long as your with the elite and wealthy you can eat "Special bugs". Like lobsters and bug-free/non- synthetic meat with actual protein. Just make sure to lie to the lower class when they call you and your fellow aristocrats out on it.
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Sea bugs are yes, land bugs are no.
 
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