I don't get Lolcow Live

[Glad I couldn't help]

Why doesn't Boogie, the biggest lowcow, just eat the other lolcows?

 

[Fishnumm]

he cant walk to em to eat em

 

[Axiom.]

He knows Wings will be too spicy for him and Keemstar doesn't make for good aged beef.

 

[The Secret Sauce]

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Lolcow Live. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of online retardation most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Wingo's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volta literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Lolcow Live truly ARE idiots.

 

[Mimic]

Perhaps they are saving that for Sweeps.