My self-summary
I was born into a trailer park in Arkansas. I have since traveled the world in Gulfstreams and cabin class. I've lived in the presidential suites of five-star hotels, federal prisons, jails both foreign and domestic, mansions and hovels. I've partied on a private jet out of Rio and been viciously beaten by the US marshalls within a two-week timespan. Oh the places you'll go.
When I was thirteen I decided that it is better to die as a martyr than live as a coward. In the first search warrant the feds used to kick in my door they said I'd been watched by the FBI as a hacker since 2001. I was fifteen then, creating the foundations of the Antisec movement.
Since then I've been gallavanting around the world promoting justice, truth, schadenfreude and lulz. I am now an internationally notorious hacker. If you name a journalistic publication, they have mentioned my name. I am on TV in China, on radio in Belarus. There's ups and downs. Now I'm currently awaiting trial on a federal computer crime indictment.
I have beat five felonies so far. Two more to go.
If the fact that I have been and may again go to prison doesn't scare you off, here's some further information: I'm a prick. I say what I feel with very little reservations. I say what I know with absolutely none. I will let you know what I think even if you don't want to hear it. I will say what is right even when people hate me for it (generally the world at large does, but my friends enjoy the spectacle). If that makes me an asshole, so be it. The world needs more assholes, lest everyone become a fake idiot.
Beyond my brutal honesty, I am defined by my loyalty and libertine nature.
What I’m doing with my life
I do applied science and research across a variety of fields. I fuel generators on the rooftops of skyscrapers during hurricanes. Sometimes I'm known to drive a forklift. I weld aluminum, sometimes underwater. I'm the A&R agent for a number of startups and financials. I do copywriting, PR, and creative writing. I create works of great art which challenge civilization, catalyzing both the laughter of millions and angry reactions of law enforcement agencies. I was highly influential in the early stages of Occupy Wall Street, but have since removed myself from the effort. I lol at everything. I write code in about 11 different programming languages, and currently waffle back between Erlang, Rust, Perl and Bash as my most-used. I have been a bonded broker on several different global markets, but currently my licenses are seized along with my passports by the federal government.
I’m really good at
If you haven't taken the hint, I'm good at everything I do. I may be best at discilpine and punishment though.
"With satanic joy in his face, the black-haired Jewish youth lurks in wait for the unsuspecting girl whom he defiles with his blood, thus stealing her from her people." --Adolf Hitler
As an ethnic Jew of Bavarian origins that is a reasonably adequate summary of my night moves.
The first things people usually notice about me
My lips are soft and full, the result of thousands of years of evolutionary advantage in making out.
My eyes are large and well-dilated. I've been told that they're like piercing voids that get crazier the more I drink.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite Books: Idoru, Godel Escher Bach, Neuromancer, Snow Crash, Cryptonomicon, Choke.
Favorite Movies: Baraka, The City of Lost Children.
Favorite Music: Bluegrass, gospel, baroque fugue, goa trance, late 80s poppunk, flamenco.
Favorite Foods: Room service, room service, room service, room service, room service.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Philosophy, mathematics, history, engineering, anthropology, biology, physics, etc etc. The list goes on. My brain is always abuzz with ideas, and I excel in interdisciplinary efforts.
On a typical Friday night I am
With erratic work hours catalyzed by a polymath's embrace of multidisciplinary success I am just as likely to be partying on a Tuesday as a Friday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have watched more than one episode of My Little Pony.
I’m looking for
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 18–35
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You like being spanked.
Cantwell is putting this out as being your Ok Cupid account Weev.
https://archive.is/zPtnX