I am the devil Satan AMA - Also no I'm not giving you money.

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Dr. Arinsu

Dr. Arinsu

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Ask me anything and I'll answer... Truthfully.
 
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PositiveMonk said:
How do you feel about your loyal follower Colton Marshall Lochmann? Do you feel there's ways he can improve in your eyes? Is he doing enough to serve you in his daily life?
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He needs to prove his loyalty by losing his virginity. I only accept non virgins.

Poppavalyim Andropoff said:
do you burn your arsehole every time you sit down in hell?
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Yes. Next question

Party Pizza said:
Not so much a question as a statement/promise: I’m going to bust your teeth in with a wrench.
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Try me.
 
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Are you the left boot or right boot of Satan? Also, being Satan's boot doesn't make you Satan so there are many matters I would not accept your expertise on... however, as a boot I do admit you would be around for many integral moments in which to take in Satan's perspective. Satan probably has other footwear though and maybe even goes barefoot sometimes... wait, does he even wear shoes? He is often depicted as hooven...

This whole thing stinks like Satan's boot!
 
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We Are The Witches said:
Oh cool! Santa!

Do you allow your little helpers to have unions?
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If they are being treated like shit yes.

Maniacal Foreigner said:
Why did you make Turks?
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Ask God. I just exist.

Professor G. Raff said:
Are you the left boot or right boot of Satan? Also, being Satan's boot doesn't make you Satan so there are many matters I would not accept your expertise on... however, as a boot I do admit you would be around for many integral moments in which to take in Satan's perspective. Satan probably has other footwear though and maybe even goes barefoot sometimes... wait, does he even wear shoes? He is often depicted as hooven...

This whole thing stinks like Satan's boot!
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That's my username smartass some wiseass took my name. But if you're curious I am a lefty so I'm the Left Boot.

Laburnum said:
What did you do to mullah @Lou Bega?
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Well he's currently in Hell and he needs Wi-Fi from McDonald's because we don't have WiFi everywhere. God took my Wi-Fi and replaced it with McDonald's Wifi. Because I keep getting 502 Gateway Errors.

Also, we do not have Bidets anymore Lucifer has replaced all of them with Toilets.
 
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Why were you such a gigantic faggot in Devilman Crybaby?

Edit : And in South Park

And Hasbin Hotel.

Satan are you gay?

Edit 2 : and in that one Cyanide and Happiness short
 
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DankSmoker said:
Why are you GEY?
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Why are you gay?

Honka Honka Burning Love said:
Why were you such a gigantic faggot in Devilman Crybaby?

Edit : And in South Park

And Hasbin Hotel.

Satan are you gay?

Edit 2 : and in that one Cyanide and Happiness short
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Those are fake news and those do not represent me or Hell.

Super Malario said:
Can you call Judas a faggot for me?
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Okay. @Judas Connor Moon you're a faggot. Love Lady Gaga but you're a faggot.
 
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