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Every year the cat finds some Easter egg foil and chases it around and then sits and chews on it aggressively.
Every year I chase the cat and remove the slather-covered foil and open it up to check he hasn’t eaten any and remind all present to not let the cat get the wrapping foil stuff.
@Cats I tend to stay out of some of the long running child abuse via munchie threads - they make me MATI :/ I get it, man. Happy Easter.
 
Need to find chuddy, black little fucker hides too well. I keep tripping over his little jigaboo ass at night when I'm getting up to piss lol.

Thankfully, he understands it's unintentional. Still continues to block the bathroom door though lol.

(I'll post a photo of him doing that lol)
 
Otterly said:
Every year the cat finds some Easter egg foil and chases it around and then sits and chews on it aggressively.
Every year I chase the cat and remove the slather-covered foil and open it up to check he hasn’t eaten any and remind all present to not let the cat get the wrapping foil stuff.
@Cats I tend to stay out of some of the long running child abuse via munchie threads - they make me MATI :/ I get it, man. Happy Easter.
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I think this is a universal experience amongst all cat owners at least once while being owned by a cat.

Rekeita's Kidneys said:
I keep tripping over his little jigaboo ass at night when I'm getting up to piss lol.
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Void type cats live to do this to their people. It makes them feel super stealth. I think they also wonder why the human trips on them, without them knowing that human night vision is shit compared to that of a feline.

DefinitelyNotMe said:
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Gingers are the strangest type of cats, just like with people. Also, does that cat have the longest tail ever or is that just me? I don't think any of my cats could stand up and put their front paws on the end of the tail through their legs like that.
 
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