I am cats. Ask me Nothing

[AnOminous]

I hope Cats is at peace, in the beyond, with pockets full of catnip, endless angelic cats to pet and nothing to fear and nothing to doubt.

Me too.

 

[TheRetardKing]

 

[An Ghost]

 

[Lunatic Fringe]

I keep trying to find that cartoon where the dude is trying to pet the cat and it just dips away from him along its whole length.

Is it this one?

(Hope I got the thumbnail thing right.)

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

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Cat when it wants pets, and cat when it has no interest in pets.

I keep trying to find that cartoon where the dude is trying to pet the cat and it just dips away from him along its whole length.

I always wonder how cats can do this. You go to pet them, and they decide they don't want to be touched by human hands, and somehow they can sense exactly where your hand is. Despite any attempt to pet them, they walk right under your hand with minimal effort. You never actually touch the cat. If you realize this part way through a pet and try to lower your hand, somehow they can sense this and lower themselves a proportionate amount. It must be some kind of 6th cat sense.

 

[Otterly]

Is it this one?

It is indeed, thank you!

 

[tarzor]

It is indeed, thank you!

found more funnies

 

[Most Wanted Banana]

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[AnOminous]

I am eating Jelly Babies and petting a cat.

 

[troonshine]

 

[des Pudels Kern]

Miss you in chat, Cats.

 

[souschef]

Get kitty on hunt/fight mode and smooch him

It makes kissing it complicated but REWARDING

 

[Taki Supremacy]

Milk
Any form of cheese besides blue cheese
Oats
Bread
Raw chicken
Stinkbugs
Ladybugs
Spiders

The strangest one was my cat attacked my Honey Mangos. Didn't eat them, just scratch and bite marks all over.

I found out yesterday I need to add Toilet Paper to this list.



I found out today my cats really love each other which was pretty cool.

 

[troonshine]

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

I like the look on her face "Do you mind, Voyeur? This is a private moment"

 

[Otterly]

found out today my cats really love each other which was pretty cool.

Mine are like I LOVE YOU BRO JUST GONNA BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU. Repeat as needed. They often stop mid fight to just have a cuddle.

 

[Most Wanted Banana]

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Mine are like I LOVE YOU BRO JUST GONNA BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU. Repeat as needed. They often stop mid fight to just have a cuddle.

It's two boys, right? My cat's twin brother is my mother's cat. I bring him over to my parent's house on a regular basis so he can spend time with his brother cat, and it is not uncommon for them to proceed to beat the ever loving shit out of each other, and then spend the rest of the time grooming each other and sitting on my mother all curled up sleeping together.

 

[Otterly]

It's two boys, right? My cat's twin brother is my mother's cat. I bring him over to my parent's house on a regular basis so he can spend time with his brother cat, and it is not uncommon for them to proceed to beat the ever loving shit out of each other, and then spend the rest of the time grooming each other and sitting on my mother all curled up sleeping together.

Yeah they are brothers. Kick seven bells out of each other then cuddle up on the sofa. They have a good life

 

[troonshine]

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