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Super Guido said:
My cat ate a mouse this morning. She's a good girl.

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...I should vacuum that room.
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This is going to be a sort of gross story, so im gonna spoiler it

I was closing at my job one day so I didn't get home until around 1030 pm. When you walk into my house you walk into the kitchen. So I walk in and there's this pile of red tinged vomit in front of the refrigerator. I stare at it for a couple seconds to figure out wtf it is and immediately think one of my cats is dying.

So i kind of fast walk into the living room to do a cat head count and both of them are sitting side by side looking up at me with what I can only describe as being proud of themselves. They get up and walk around me meowing and shit.

I look at the spot they were at and see the bottom half of a fucking mouse. Somehow, an asshole mouse got into my house, one of my cats ate it, left the ass end in my living room and threw the rest up in the kitchen. At least the cat threw it up on the fucking linoleum rather than the carpet

edited because im stupid and clicked the wrong spoiler
 
Aunt Carol said:
these are my favorite; there's another one that says "f 0 0 d" where the Os are the cat's eyes.
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I like the Chad cat versus the Virgin human crawling under the oven to retrieve the mouse five times a day.
 
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