I almost died, how did I almost die???

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Working on a truck supported by a forklift. I was young and the forklift was enough for me but my boss was like "nah" and rolled a big metal table on casters under it. When I say big metal table I'm not talking the sheet metal table you are used to from working at Applebee's. The tabletop was half inch steel supported by 4 inch pipe on solid steel casters. A welding table. You need a forklift to pick it up. The forklift failed but the table didn't. My back isn't the same, but I'm still alive.
 
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Well you see here sir when you went ahead and drank that entire container of hardwood floor polish it really did a number on your internals. Took a lot of charcoal and at least 3 stomach pumps to get you back into tip top shape. We nearly lost you.

Look here sir I understand how it is sometimes, you're laying around watching the TV and you're thirsty and just sorta grab the first thing handy to quench your thirst, but that kind of thing isn't really meant for human consumption sir.

Me and the rest of the medical team here strongly advise against doing that sorta thing in the future, maybe try keeping a water bottle with you in case you're feeling parched or something.

Anyways alrighty you're good to go my friend drop this off up at the front desk with Sharon and she'll schedule a follow up, we'd probably like to see you back next Tuesday if that'll work, sound good? Alright, have a good one take care of yourself.
 
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