Hypothetical time!

[Bargain Bin Laden]

You place your long, bony index finger deep inside the rectum of a gruff middle aged father of twelve. You pull it out and have acquired a thick layer of feces upon your finger. Now, for every minute you do NOT clean your dirty finger you make 100 dollars. How many minutes do you wait it out? How much money will you make?

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

I clean it immediately. I make zero dollars but I can sleep at night.

 

[R00T]

trick question i didn't even stick my finger in some pervs butt.

 

[Tanuki Mixed Nuts]

I'm just gonna wait it out until my bank account is nice and full.
It'll dry out and be less bad eventually

 

[Your Starter for 10]

Is that the going rate these days? WTF this inflation is killing my hobbies, Biden you asshole.

 

[JethroTullamore]

I really…..really need the money, and I image after about 15 minutes or so it would just crust up a bit, and I mean it’s not like I have to look at it….24 hours is what, $144,000?

Maybe at least that. It’d be a really great start on a decent house…….if I get to two days though I could buy the house cash and have enough money left over to buy a car that isn’t 17 years old……
I’d shoot for two whole days, $288,000.