Hurricane Milton

[XYZpdq Jr.]

https://archive.ph/wip/bPmjw

https://x.com/FLHSMV/status/1844085214131155027

dog safe

 

[x3firehexx]

Peak florida men right there. Hurricane roraring ight for their asses, but they don't care, they'll take their pics shirtless and in shorts like it's nobody's buisness. Chad

 

[Anonitolia]

Ryan Hall predicting 4 hours 'til landfall.


Other sources are claiming 10pm, 11pm, 1am. Anyone got more info?

 

[Pina Colada]

It's going to hit overnight. That's a great time for a hurricane!

Even scarier for a tornado outbreak, too. Might as well take my pillow and throw blanket into the closet with me.

 

[Unnecessary Surgery Land]

I have never seen faker tits than the wench on the left
do women really think its attractive?

there's a whole 'blow up doll' look that's popular af right now. The bolt-on tits is very desired for some fucking reason-- I have no idea why anyone would put implants ontop of the tit muscle rather than under but it's fuggin everywhere.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

Just your average florida man driving in his H1 enjoying the weather

 

[equinsu_ocha]

Floridian Kiwis I'm praying for y'all. Hope you have a home to go back to, you can bet I'll be rounding up my change for any purchase that goes towards helping you fuckers.

 

[Unnecessary Surgery Land]

tfw I remember there's animals in all these theme parks too
I don't feel so good, penguin bros...

 

[Love Machine]

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the real hard hitting journalism going into the storm

I will be having my tendie sub tomorrow, stalkers.

 

[NSA Intern]

Are thigh gap surgeries a thing? that shit doesn't look natural

 

[ATI Escapee]

Ryan Hall predicting 4 hours 'til landfall.
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Other sources are claiming 10pm, 11pm, 1am. Anyone got more info?

I think next NOAA update is in half an hour, so I think that should be more accurate than what we have predicted so far.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

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Peak florida men right there. Hurricane roraring ight for their asses, but they don't care, they'll take their pics shirtless and in shorts like it's nobody's buisness. Chad

That spot is 200 miles south of where the hurricane is expected to hit. Still not smart because they will be getting some surge but they’re not actually getting hit by the real bad stuff.

 

[Quijibo69]

Going off here wish you all the best of luck! See you in the otherside!

 

[equinsu_ocha]

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Peak florida men right there. Hurricane roraring ight for their asses, but they don't care, they'll take their pics shirtless and in shorts like it's nobody's buisness. Chad

Godspeed you magnificent bastards.

 

[Disaffected Coyote]

Ryan Hall predicting 4 hours 'til landfall.
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Other sources are claiming 10pm, 11pm, 1am. Anyone got more info?

It hasn't slowed as fast as was predicted so if it's going to make a later landfall it's going to have to start pumping the brakes right now.

 

[Unnecessary Surgery Land]

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Are thigh gap surgeries a thing? that shit doesn't look natural

Yes!


go from thicc to sick

 

[Lian Xing]

Surely they’d have known there’d be a high wind for the last 3-4 days? How long do they take to disassemble?

Couple weeks.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

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the real hard hitting journalism going into the storm

If Publix is closed, how will people get their tendies? Publix tendies are Florida's finest gift to humanity.

 

[Nameless One]

I'll pray for you Florida kiwis, don't die.

 

[CoolFool]

This thread moves fast, so I might have missed it, but has any of the fine kiwi autists created a list of known kiwi accounts that are in the hurricane area?