Hurricane Beryl July 2024 - Already in the history books

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William Tyndale

William Tyndale

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Hurricane Beryl just leveled the island nations of Carriacou and Grenada, and is officially in the record books as the earliest Category 5 hurricane to ever form in the Atlantic and only the second Atlantic storm of such strength to be recorded in July. I believe the previous record cat 5 formed on July 17th.

CNN has a pretty good summary of the stats: https://www.cnn.com/2024/07/02/weather/hurricane-beryl-jamaica-caribbean-forecast/index.html

Video of what used to be Carriacou:

Ralphamales on hurricane watch. I’m making this a happening thread because I have a feeling there is more to come. Maybe even in the US.
 
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I feel bad for them but with that being said stop building shit in locations that get hammered with hurricanes every other decade or at least hurricane proof what you do build. Easier said than done I know but what do they expect will happen again? Just throw up another plywood and chicken wire stucco house it'll be fine this time around right?

Island niggers I tell ya
 
The rogue malevolent Sonichu tulpa is powerful enough to manipulate weather and create natural disasters just to fuck with the people who invoke it's wrath.
 
Perhaps we underestimated the sonichu curse, after his election, Trump/biden should consider its deployment as a tool for political assassination; all its needed is just to hide one alongside a stash of stiff gifted to Putin as part of a "peace offering" and watch as moscow is erased by a meteor.
 
god once again communicating his unbridled hatred for niggers. more trillions into africa and shithole countries, it's been such a great return on investment so far
 
SandyCat said:
I feel bad for them but with that being said stop building shit in locations that get hammered with hurricanes every other decade or at least hurricane proof what you do build. Easier said than done I know but what do they expect will happen again? Just throw up another plywood and chicken wire stucco house it'll be fine this time around right?
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What, and US infrastructure is impregnable, and the Florida coast isn't just a blender of flying palm trees and condo parts every summer?
 
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"And if you think naming a destructive storm after a woman is sexist, you obviously have never seen the gals grabbing for items at a clearance sale."
 
On the bright side, maybe this will wash out migrants?....nah, knowing USA cucked politics, people will feel bad, and let MORE in. FFS. Unless it also hits texas causing an anti riot response like katrina, and migrants just get shot looting?

Will be interested to see how it all pans out.
 
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The medallion strikes again. Maybe the absolute mass of the ralphamale will keep him from going flying wizard of Oz style.
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As far as the eye can see everything is just gone, it's like man has never touched this land all except the gunt and his chair held steadfast from his immovable weight.
 
Little known fact: the entirety of South and Central America has been haunted by the Sonichu demon for many decades thanks to Chris's attempt to learn Spanish. That's why it's such a shithole.

The medallion is merely the straw that broke the camels back.
 
SandyCat said:
I feel bad for them but with that being said stop building shit in locations that get hammered with hurricanes every other decade or at least hurricane proof what you do build. Easier said than done I know but what do they expect will happen again? Just throw up another plywood and chicken wire stucco house it'll be fine this time around right?

Island niggers I tell ya
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Replace Hurricanes with Tornados and you pretty much described a big chunk of people in the US.

Some of which have mobile homes that they can just up and leave to go somewhere where there aren't Tornados.
 
This hurricane season is gonna be really, really, really fucking bad if this keeps up. Earliest Category 5 hurricane on record, first Category 4 in June, just crazy shit.
 
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