Humans killing animals with their bare hands - and other debates on humans and animals

[AMHOLIO]

This came up in the poly thread. Talk about the best way to kill animals or how humans differ from other animals here, does NOT have to be about killing them, just how we work in the animal kingdom.

 

[Vingle]

A geese, I could probably kill a cat. But I like cats, and there's a higher risk of a geese attacking me unprovoked.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

I remember killing a big mouse from the countryside one day. Fucking nasty creatures. They have a mortal disease to humans.

 

[AMHOLIO]

I ran over a squirrel recently and I feel bad about it. He could have moved, he saw me coming from a ways away. Is this natural selection or should I feel bad?

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I kill mosquitoes because they should not exist.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

You may have to bash a pit bull's head in with a rock at some point in your life. You should not be messing around with deer or bears unless you have your ghetto iron man suit on.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Can I use my feet instead? I could probably take on a dog with my work boots on.

 

[Skitarii]

If I was better at fighting, I could probably wrestle a bear. The upper limit to what a human can achieve, if insane enough, is quite high

 

[Kuchipatchi]

I ran over a squirrel recently and I feel bad about it. He could have moved, he saw me coming from a ways away. Is this natural selection or should I feel bad?

Natural selection, honey. Don't feel bad about tree rats.

 

[White Devil]

I'll fucking fight a bear bare handed, I don't give a fuck.

 

[Apochrypha]

The biggest thing I've ever had to kill barehanded was a mouse. And I felt really bad about it. Unless an animal were to attack me first and it's like, life threatening, a dog probably.

 

[Un Platano]

You may have to bash a pit bull's head in with a rock at some point in your life. You should not be messing around with deer or bears unless you have your ghetto iron man suit on.

I've seen a bear tear a steel toolbox open at the seams like it was a cardboard box because a guy put his lunch in it. The ghetto iron man suit will NOT protect you from a bear.

 

[UtadaWasabi2]

I just read about a Man in Africa kill Lion with bare hand today.

 

[waffle]

I mean, if were talking like the persistence hinting shit, once it was too tired to run away I could definitely beat a deer (or probably even something like cow sized) to death with a tree branch or huck big rocks at it from a few feet away until it dies, but if you just tried to like strangle it I think you'd get the fuck kicked out of you. I think that's how they did it, not truly bare handed.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

I could take any animal on the planet so long as they're male. I'd kiss them on the lips while looking them dead in the eye. Wouldn't even say no homo afterwards. They'd be so beside themselves with discomfort that I could take their back and shove my gargantuan cock in their ass and kill them via colon perforation. Works every time.

 

[Ser Prize]

 

[DeadwastePrime]

wont forget how tea badger ripped off the leg of a rabbit while trying to grab it from a hole and thought sticking it back on with scotch tape would help it live

based of tea to do such a thing tbh

 

[Yarp64371234]

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Faggot, you cannot kill bears.
That bear most likely was hungry, most bears don't stay close to humans and if their hunting spots are close to them it means two things:

1. They are hungry, thus weak
2. They are finding something while endangering themselves, thus weak.

The dude used (if this was useful) his teeth on a dangerous area for the bear, he used the human strengths to kill it, even more when teeth force is one of the less useful and shitty trait that even if it has a variation, it's again for mauling other humans, not bears, even more when you need to cut both jugulars to kill a bear.

Most likely, he just choked the bear, an act which needs a good position than anything else and most likely reflected a bad state, just like the cougar examples.

This is if the bear story was true to begin with.

Stop trying to bite bears.

 

[Ser Prize]

Faggot, you cannot kill bears.
That bear most likely was hungry, most bears don't stay close to humans and if their hunting spots are close to them it means two things:

1. They are hungry, thus weak
2. They are finding something while endangering themselves, thus weak.

The dude used (if this was useful) his teeth on a dangerous area for the bear, he used the human strengths to kill it, even more when teeth force is one of the less useful and shitty trait that even if it has a variation, it's again for mauling other humans, not bears, even more when you need to cut both jugulars to kill a bear.

Most likely, he just choked the bear, an act which needs a good position than anything else and most likely reflected a bad state, just like the cougar examples.

This is if the bear story was true to begin with.

Stop trying to bite bears.

Oh I can't kill bears. I voted the largest I could kill was a deer. But that guy apparently did, and I think that's pretty metal.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

I can pick up a chicken and break its neck. For animals higher than a chicken, restraint and better weaponry are needed. I've had to face off with a bear once when we both caught each other by surprise. It was fucking terrifying because people have been killed here by black bears and they are supposed to be the pussy ones.