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cat said:
http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Semargl/35756
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Genre: Black Metal (early), Dance Pop/Nu-Metal (later)
Lyrical themes: Satanism, Anti-Christianity, Darkness, War (early), Sex, Love, Feelings (now)
Current label: Pop Metal Records
 
Globe said:
All of this metal related autism, PvtRichardCranium would be proud.

http://www.metal-archives.com/band/view/id/396#

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something about this one's description just tickles me; After three albums Grave Digger decided to change their name into Digger and commercialized their sound. According to Chris Boltendahl their main motivation for this change was to make more money.
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The 1980s were full of ill-advised attempts at commercialism. So many bands who were legends of the underground tried going glam metal for that sweet filthy lucre, only to make their established fanbases hate them for it.

If you want to piss off a metalhead, tell him your favorite Celtic Frost album is Cold Lake.

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Lipitor said:
Look at all these cool bands. I don't even know why this is a thread.
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Photos from the database of artists completely pass over the best source of lulz on Metal Archives. The forums have a pretty consistent shitposting formula and love drama over pointless minutia. It's not worth posting pictures clearly taken to look exaggerated and melodramatic when our popcorn is best consumed two clicks away.
 
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DykesDykesChina said:
Have you ever noticed how beautiful old forest trees get spoiled by autistic Legolas ripoffs jumping through the air?



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http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Autism/3540261075
Genre:
Progressive Metal
Lyrical themes:
Sadness, Christianity



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http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Autism/3540296831
Genre:
Death Metal
Lyrical themes:
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Those bands seem to be in the tradition of naming themselves after a syndrome/disease of some kind.
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http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Alzheimer/42443
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http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Down_Syndrome/56495
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http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Cancer_of_the_Larynx/3540303095
 
I love metal, but I do admit that it can get cringey as fuck sometimes. Case in point: KeyDragon. First of all, this is what their lead singer looks like:

https://anonmgur.com/up/c1a05be3428bb20b966b3a7e4762454f.jpg

Second, this is what the covers of some of their albums look like:

https://anonmgur.com/up/28c3087a8597d0f410bc6412e41a88d2.jpg
https://anonmgur.com/up/e37bcd37be296eca26d7fe21a46523de.jpg
https://anonmgur.com/up/2b1d9954b0b51ae822e0c0b2bd50bde4.jpg
https://anonmgur.com/up/ef97ad53b8b6427a0f70e00325cf0584.jpg

This looks like what Chris-chan would draw if he were obsessed with dragons and power metal. Oh, and don't even get me started on this band's music.


EDIT: The images won't show up for some strange reason, so I'll just post the direct links to them.
 
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BreadGod said:
I love metal, but I do admit that it can get cringey as fuck sometimes. Case in point: KeyDragon. First of all, this is what their lead singer looks like:

https://anonmgur.com/up/c1a05be3428bb20b966b3a7e4762454f.jpg

Second, this is what the covers of some of their albums look like:

https://anonmgur.com/up/28c3087a8597d0f410bc6412e41a88d2.jpg
https://anonmgur.com/up/e37bcd37be296eca26d7fe21a46523de.jpg
https://anonmgur.com/up/2b1d9954b0b51ae822e0c0b2bd50bde4.jpg
https://anonmgur.com/up/ef97ad53b8b6427a0f70e00325cf0584.jpg

This looks like what Chris-chan would draw if he were obsessed with dragons and power metal. Oh, and don't even get me started on this band's music.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=o_qz0nHUrhA
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They should have produced the soundtrack to the Maradonia movie.
 
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