HP computer boot loop

[Quijibo69]

How do I fix this without a using a USB plug?

 

[Margo Martindale]

Install Gentoo

 

[Shig O'nella]

Power on and mash F8 continuously. It'll give you the option to boot in safe mode.
Remove the most recent update, then reboot.

Why yes, this has happened to me before. Why do you ask?

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Gotta be careful which porn sites you go to.

 

[Vingle]

I threw water on the keyboard, it fixed it right away.

 

[mario if smoke weed]

Get a better PC

 

[Pringles Can]

Hit it with a wrench. That works in video games.

 

[Kiwi On The Go]

Did you try putting it in rice?

 

[Snuckening]

Delete system32