How2Shave? - My father failed me

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Mound Dweller

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I am a sensitiveboi and I have sensitive skin, which means if I use a proper razor it tears up my beautiful face and leaves behind a minefield of cratered zitholes, UGLY yes I use shaving foam it doesn't work.
To circumvent this, I've been using one of those 3 -headed Philips things, this doesn't quite have the silky smooth effect I'm after though, is there a cheat code cream or something? should I just use clamshells? how the fuck do I shave?
I just wanna make the most of not being wrinkly :crocodile:
 
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Do you shave with the grain before going against the grain? Do you use hot water to wash your face to soften your skin? What kind of shaving cream do you use? Have you ever tried going to a barber to see if they can shave you properly?

Mound Dweller said:
is there a cheat code cream or something?
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There's that stuff that supposedly dissolves your hair.
 
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Waffle Iron said:
Do you shave with the grain before going against the grain? Do you use hot water to wash your face to soften your skin? What kind of shaving cream do you use? Have you ever tried going to a barber to see if they can shave you properly?
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The specific problem is that I have paper mache skin, and am trying to find a method that isn't too ridiculously but that actually has a clean finish without drawing too much blood.
I have tried each and every angle, I have tried doing it in the bathtub, I have used a variety of lotions and potions, I am not paying a brown person £20 to do it for me though don't even ask.
 
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You have to use a real razor blade to get a proper shave. Single blade safety razors are your best bet, plus they're a lot cheaper in the long run.

Also shave in the shower with a proper shaving cream after washing your hair.

Straight razors and shavettes are just a meme unless you're an actual barber. Huge waste of time, you'll cut yourself inevitably and won't get anything better than a Merkur safety with a Shark.
 
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Tram Fan said:
Troon out do female hormones have little to no body hair so you can shave it with 0 motor skills
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It may make the hair less strong after years of hormones, but usually transgender people do laser, and then if they have money, electrolysis (expensive as hell). Laser will also work differently depending on the color of your hair (if blonde/lighter, it'll be less effective), from my understanding. There's also different types of lasers.

Wow, that's just me too.

If you get cuts, that might be due to your handling of the blade, and also how sharp it is. If you're not using a new one every time, and you don't dry it properly after use, the remaining water in the blade (even if it's a little bit) can unsharpen it because of oxidation.
 
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