How would you sell water to a fish?

[Breadbassket]

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[Shidoen]

Say it's sparkling.

 

[Distant Ranger]

100% of it goes to saving gay black Ukrainian non-binary troons

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

See, drying out IS painful! $30 a bottle

 

[BONE_Buddy]

Just like how you sell water to people.

This water is clean, pure, and full of the minerals required for life! The water you have is dirty and fouled!

 

[Colon capital V]

This water will garantee you will be protected against the Ich. Just trust the science:tm:

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Get this guy to do it

 

[Mr. Bung]

Tell the fish that it's being evil and hates the environment for using the water that it does. MY water is sustainably sourced and environmentally friendly. If you want to prove you're a good fish who does the right thing, you have no choice but to buy what I'm selling.

 

[Retink]

Would sure be a shame if you were out of the water all of a sudden, might be hard to breath Floyd Fish.