How would you put together a good party?

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Fart Breather

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Have you ever put together a fun and memorable party? If you were tasked with sitting down and planning a good party what would you include? The aim of this thread is to put together a resource where we can pool together ideas to ensure your next get together with friends is a sick time.
 
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I'll just make my own party. With hookers and blackjack, it's going to be great.

But to be serious. To make a fun party I usually start by inviting a small group of people, preparing some alcoholic drinks, getting a speaker to play music (or ask someone to bring one) and order some food.

I learnt over the years that the main component for a fun party depends on who you invite and how many. Big crowds are difficult to manage and please. Smaller groups tend to be better. As far as alcohol other than the standard drinks like wine, beer or vodka, I'm not that knowledgeable but I like sangria and other cocktails so I make those. Songs, just invite someone with good taste for party music if you don't have a clue like me. For food, I usually make a deal with a local place in order to get a discount for a big order. Having some games like poker, set of cards or drinking games is a good idea too. That's about it.
 
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I would order a bunch of party hats and parry poppers. Get some paper plates, alongside a bunch of cupcakes. Maybe also inflate a bounce house. Y'know, standard party shit
 
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Have you ever put together a fun and memorable party?
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yes.
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If you were tasked with sitting down and planning a good party what would you include?
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hookers & blow
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The aim of this thread is to put together a resource where we can pool together ideas to ensure your next get together with friends is a sick time.
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If you need a “resource” for a “sick time” you need to get better friends or friends you don’t inflate
 
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First, you gotta get your BoiiZ together. Peak Crew Capacity is 4-5 boiiz...("I don't need more than five friends" - Kevin "Diesel" Nash, member and elder statesman of "The Kliq") If you have more than 5 friends, make sure you relegate the lesser men amongst you to menial tasks and keep them out of sight and mind when Phase 2 begins.

Phase 2: Ladies

Since you have 4-5 men, get around 15 women (hot ones) for your party. Provide plenty of necessities: good music, movies, liquor, beer, weed for the smoker chicks, maybe some adderall or red bulls / mild stimulants (nothing too hard; you dont want any fucking junkies at your pad) etc. Bring way more necessities than you think you will need. Nothing kills a party faster than running out of stuff. Since there are way more women than men, the ladies will subconsciously begin to compete for the attention of you and your BoiiZ whether they want to or not (the ones that actively resist are actually much easier to finesse a bit later in the evening believe it or not). I would say even the ugly or less attractive boiiz will still get play, but you shouldn't have any of them in your Crew to begin with. Surround yourself with beauty, surround yourself with winners. Each woman knows that at the end of the night, some of them will be the odd one out even if there are up-doublings...

Phase 3: let nature take its course
 
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We going to an island brahs and wookettes. An island in the river. Part of the island isn't just trees and rocks there is sand and some rocks on the one end and it's kick ass. We got a couple friends with john boats transporting people to this super awesome island.


We're gonna have liquor and drugs, and we're gonna have liquor. We got a smoker and a grill and and a fryer cookin up meats and fish and shit everybody is just getting fed and fucked up having the best of times.

Right as the sun dips below the horizon we set off a bunch of fireworks, and lo and behold, who steps through the wall of smoke but none other than MARCY FUCKIN PLAYGROUND who proceeds to play a full set.

I don't enjoy their music, but I feel like Marcy Playground is a band I could realistically book and afford for a party like this after the liquor and drug expenses.

If this party doesn't sound like a better than average night idk what to tell you.
 
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