How would you enshittify The Farms?

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- Shadowbanning (Xenforo has a similar "feature" to discourage an user from using the site without banning them).
- Banning users from certain parts of the forum based on gender (oh wait, that's already in place).
- Bringing signatures back (as in the traditional signature, where users would automatically get their posts inserted with a shitty gif/quote at the end of every one).
- Changing the site to have "corporate art & designs" (Corporate Memphis).
- Disallowing Tor for the site.
 
Open a Discord server and go against everything the Farms stand for.
The server would survive 2 days tops and be nuked because of drama, spamming messages too edgy for Discord (nigger), or a grooming circle popping up within the first 24 hours.
 
I would engooden the farms by having signatures included in every post and by banning all reactions. All approval or disapproval of posts are via quote messages of "this" or "faggot"
 
- allow /pol/tards to spam BBC porn.
- allow furries to have ERP threads
- split every mass debates thread into a separate agree/disagree thread. you can only post in the thread which aligns with your views on the subject
- disable photo thumbnails
- force the farms to be a mobile only app
- ban racial slurs
- hire pajeets to do all the coding for the site
- auto playing media ads on every page.
 
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