How would plants react to people throwing used condoms on them. - I know this sounds stupid but trees aren't inanimate.

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Alex Hogendorp

Alex Hogendorp

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I noticed in many pride parades where they rape children, trees happen to be in the vicinity involuntarily. How would they react?
 
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rel=alternate said:
Why is this an hypothetical situation?

We know exactly how plants react. They don't do shit, just stand there like the cowards they are.

If you ask me, they make me sick, and I believe them to be complicit.
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They're definitely complicit. The Japanese have extensively documented plants raping people. Mostly 15 year old girls for some reason
 
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If you were to place the condom over a stem of leaves the latex would collect moisture generated by the leaves. So you'd have cum plant water. Just tell the pooners that drinking this potent 100% natural and organic plant based serum will make them 249% more masculine.:biggrin:

I swear, you could probably sell this stuff to stupid trannies desperate to pass.
 
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