How will Ralph die?

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Suicide? Heart attack? Somehow getting crushed by a plane?

 

[sniggered]

heart attack most likley

 

[Born to Be Wasted]

His gunt will devour him

 

[draggs]

Stroke

 

[PS2 Kiryu]

Stabbed in a ritual murder by one of his demon children

 

[Ilackcreativity]

Nothing interesting its going to be heart disease

 

[Dona Morte]

Liver failure.
I know not romantic but it will be like that.
In my dreams?
Yeeted into the Sun.

 

[Easterling]

Drug overdose, hard to narrow down which kind of drug though, too many options.

 

[SofondaCox]

Short of breath, obese, and alone.

 

[Just A Butt]

ralph will never die because his line will live on in the two children he has spawned.

 

[Tookie]

Self-immolation live on stream to own all the haydurs once and for all.

 

[Yizu]

Hoisted by his own gunt.

 

[Drain Todger]

His ass will finally decide to eat his hand, only to find that it hungers for more.

 

[Pasta_Man]

Maybe he'll get the Wings/Boogie surgery and die of complications

 

[get_ur_gamon]

Dissapeared by the mob due to unpaid gambling debts.

 

[Ophelia Jones]

Alone. He'll die alone.

 

[Arminius]

In mortal combat with his blood enemy.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Same way as he does everything else.

Loudly.

 

[Figger Naggot]

Aylawged to death by Joshua Connor Moon.

 

[♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️]

Raped to death in a federal prison after the inevitable break-up fistfight with May