How well do I speak chinese?

[Alex Hogendorp]

Ching Chong dong Kong dung fung hei Chong dong

 

[Gargamel]

CHING CHONG CHING CHONG

LING LING LING

 

[Waifu Days]

YOU GO NOW! YOU BEEN AT BUFFET FOR FOUR HOUR! WHY YOU STAY SO LONG?! WHY YOU HUSBAND GO TO BATHROOM! HE NO NEED ROOM FOR MORE!

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

*throws a bunch of pots and pans down the stairs*

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

This month has 4 Wednesdays. This only happen once every 1000 years. Chinese call this lotus moon and it means good luck and money for you.

 

[Waifu Days]

YOU BUY! BUDDHA STATUE, MADE IN CHINA! BEST QUALITY! YOU BUY! YOU WIFE BUY SANDALS! WHY YOU NO BUY?! YOU COME HERE AND NO BUY! YOU BUY!

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Get Out of store you no buy! Why nigger always no buy, I don't want trouble, I feel sorry for your mother-ACK.

 

[d33CH]

清虫粪清虫粪清虫粪清虫粪清虫粪清虫粪

 

[eatler]

You Buy AOMAIS Gallon Water Bottle! I Got Famery To Feed! I Can’t Kiwwl Myself Because Apple Suicide Net!

 

[DankSmoker]

Excellent. Now write it in the very specific calligraphy, if you make a stroke from the wrong direction then you're donkey brained.

 

[The Connected Nose]

动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门

 

[X Prime]

Well, do you put your peepee in coke?

 

[SIMIΔN]

What a waste of a thread, you could have sung along to this instead.

 

[batterybee]

Like this:

Spoiler

 

[sweater_supremacy]

 

[ToroidalBoat]

“ zhōng guó shì xī tái wān ”
《中國是西台灣》



(it's a meme)

 

[Waifu Days]

YOU BUY!!!!!

 

[TroonsDid911]

Not well enough, you haven't even learned the basics yet:

https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/%E4%BA%BA%E5%A6%96

 

[eatler]

coke

It’s called cock

 

[Waifu Days]

It’s called cock

YOU! FAT BOY! YOU COME IN HERE! TAKE UP MY WHOLE STORE! NO ONE COME IN! NO CAN BUY! YOU GET OUT NOW! YOU FAT!