How to survive prison?

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I already know some tips like don't make jokes and don't ask for favours/help. What are the other things one should know when going to prison?
 
Dont eat the honey bun if someone leaves it on your pillow. You'll most likely have to have a hustle, make sure to do it honestly. Keep to your own race, and dont go to the guards with problems unless its life threatening. Dont talk shit, dont get addicted to drugs. Dont owe people shit if you can help it. Be malleable but dont let people walk over you or else you get a reputation for people being able to take your shit. Work out a lot. Usually keep your head down and dont stand out.
 
Assert your dominance, tell the guard ain't no one trying to watch basketball/football and have him change it to Telemundo.
They've got hoes all day long and that fucked up videos show comes on right before lights out
 
I posted this on a similar thread, and I feel I need to share this information with as many people as possible.

When it goes in don't clinch or squeeze, just relax your sphincter muscles... it won't hurt as badly.
 
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