How to make PP smaller?

[Penis Drager]

So the truly vast number of women I have sex with on a regular basis have complained that my dick is too big.
I mean, I don't really care about the opinions of women, but I'd rather not listen to them bitch.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Pencil sharpener or vegetable peeler

 

[Epic Fail Man]

If it's too big just put it in a different hole.

 

[The Real Me]

Cold swimming pool.

 

[Justtocheck]

A hungry bulldog

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

 

[King Fructose]

3 500 pound women do not equal "a vast amount of women"

 

[Ramborambo]

3 500 pound women do not equal "a vast amount of women"

That's a WHOLE LOTTA WOMAN

 

[totallyrandomusername]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-is-the-cure-to-virginity.95490/

I want the sex but I don't get the sex.

This is all very sus...

 

[Exuvia]

Bloodletting.

 

[MarquisDeStatic]

Buckshot

 

[AbyssStarer]

Look at gay men kissing, I've heard it makes straight men have the equivalent reaction to seeing maggots.

 

[Mimic]

Underflow glitch doesn't work for penis size. Sorry man.

 

[Fucky Chucky]

So the truly vast number of women I have sex with on a regular basis have complained that my dick is too big.
I mean, I don't really care about the opinions of women, but I'd rather not listen to them bitch.

You could try not visiting so many prostitutes but I do not know of a cure for elephantitis. Remember, you're a human being! Try diethylcarbamazine and ivermectin.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

put some ice on it like the elementary school nurse always tells you to do

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Scissors works, especially if you’re running with them.

 

[Spooky Bones]

Squint eyes like avatar until turn azn

 

[Jeff Boomhauer]

If video games have taught me anything about life, it's that using magic skills usually lowers your PP. Try doing that.

 

[Grand Omega]

put some ice on it like the elementary school nurse always tells you to do

Nah, no half-measures.

OP, just freeze the damn thing. It'll keep the flaccid size, while being hard.

 

[Dysnomia]

Troon out and become a lesbian. That way you can just scissor with your girlfriend.