How to know if pregnant?

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I've been feeling kinda gassy lately. My belly's kinda swollen, but I do drink. And my penis is feeling a little more sensitive than normal.
 
Put a tampon up your bum hole, wait 5 minutes and pull it out. If all the cotton has been picked off then you are pregnant with a nigglet.
 
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