How to get the common cold real quick?

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Find a visibly sick child and let it at least look your direction and wait several hours.
But since common cold is a combination of more or less the same infections at a given moment, by the time that man is healing, he is most likely already immune.
 
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Go to your local Elementary School and lick the playground equipment. Then run like hell, because I'm pretty sure you aren't allowed to be there.
 
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Poppavalyim Andropoff said:
Make out with @Tram Fan again
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imma fuckin lock myself away from yall
jokes on u u gave me a referral
OrionBalls said:
Go to your local Elementary School and lick the playground equipment. Then run like hell, because I'm pretty sure you aren't allowed to be there.
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there are a few kiwifarmers who spent their days lurking at the kindergardens (ones with red crossed names) so ig hell be fine
 
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Use the stuff they put their mouth on.
Finish their gum
Use their fork and spoon
Use their toothbrush
 
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I have a great idea, drink some alcohol, drinking alcohol usually weakens the immune system, happened to me and I got covid. Be careful, if you get Covid then depending on if you have the shot or not you'd be fucked. Then go everywhere unmasked until some nigger infects you! There you go.
 
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newport100s said:
Lick any public door knob/ handle
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