How to get boyfriend?

[Catler]

The government won’t let me import a cute boyfriend from south east asia due to “immigration laws” (an obvious BS excuse).

How do I acquire one given this?

 

[Blasterisk]

Have low standards (by that I mean be amenable to Canadians) and ask on kiwifarms.net's dating board. (open only to True & Honest members of course)

 

[YachieKicchou]

Have you ever heard of 'Guilty Gear Strive'? It's full of faggots.

 

[AmberHeardSupporter]

Spread legs and receive

 

[Catler]

Spread legs and receive

No, that’s said boyfriend’s job.

 

[Big Al's Famous Pork]

Judging by your avatar, the first thing you do is take regular showers.

 

[Agarathium1066]

Loudly scream "I'll suck your DICK!" and look for the ones that don't seem that afraid. Pursue from there.

Or just talk to them and get to know them.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Maybe go outside

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

Judging by your avatar, the first thing you do is take regular showers.

...and don't forget to "put yourself out there"!

 

[Tanuki Mixed Nuts]

I too need to know such a thing so also tell me

 

[JethroTullamore]

No, that’s said boyfriend’s job.

Wait……you’re a top?

Nazi Tail’s-man, you struck me as more of a power bottom type of guy, someone looking for a big hairy bear with a 10inch wee-wee to ride like a rocking horse on crack.

 

[Crysocyan]

Because that, when they new God, they glorified him not as God, neither were they thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was hardened.

For this cause God gave them up unto vile afflictions: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: and likewise also did the men leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that was recommended of their error which was meet.

@Catler, the Bible says that if you're an evil person God will make you a homosexual as punishment. Hope that helps

 

[Catler]

someone looking for a big hairy bear with a 10inch wee-wee to ride like a rocking horse on crack.

Not my type.

@Catler, the Bible says that if you're an evil person God will make you a homosexual as punishment. Hope that helps

Many, many evil people are not faggots, so god is majorly slacking if this is the case.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Lol, gay

 

[Catler]

Lol, gay

You know what they say "it's not gay if..."