How to get a Runescape GF?

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FBI Neighbor
It takes some time investment but it's otherwise pretty straightforward:

1. Play the game long enough to get good on at least one or more useful skills.
2. Look for a clan, especially a friendly one that will let you also recruit other people.
3. Use the skill(s) from #1 so at least some people in your clan get to know you.
4. Start saving some money bank or item stash (needed for step #7).
5. Fucking kill yourself faggot who the fuck plays runescape in 2023.
6. Use your reputation within the clan to interact with players inside and outside the clan.
7. When one of the people you are interacting with looks like a good prospect GF, invest time/gold/items on them.
8. If it works out now you have a GF, otherwise go back to #6.
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It takes some time investment but it's otherwise pretty straightforward:

1. Play the game long enough to get good on at least one or more useful skills.
2. Look for a clan, especially a friendly one that will let you also recruit other people.
3. Use the skill(s) from #1 so at least some people in your clan get to know you.
4. Start saving some money bank or item stash (needed for step #7).
5. Fucking kill yourself faggot who the fuck plays runescape in 2023.
6. Use your reputation within the clan to interact with players inside and outside the clan.
7. When one of the people you are interacting with looks like a good prospect GF, invest time/gold/items on them.
8. If it works out now you have a GF, otherwise go back to #6.
 
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I guess the easiest way is to just accumulate GP and experience and then find a lower level GF.
A girl your level won't really be impressed by your whip and barrows set, she's probably going to think "Jeez a guy that level should already have all that and have his eyes set on getting a fire cape. And he doesn't even have ancient magic yet? At level 115? Omg I can't RS date someone with that little ambition".

Look, some people are late RS bloomers and fighting in the lava arena thing is scary. I just want to be free to go around building whatever skills catch my eye and don't want to be tied down working structured quests. Maybe I have other talents that don't translate well to my stat panel.

A lot of runescape women don't respect that though, they just care how many gold you have and how many high level quests it says you've finished. Why isn't giving you lobster enough? They might not be fancy but I caught those myself, I didn't just pay for them like some guys, doesn't that mean something?

Forget RS women. #MGTOWR
 
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FBI Neighbor said:
It takes some time investment but it's otherwise pretty straightforward:

1. Play the game long enough to get good on at least one or more useful skills.
2. Look for a clan, especially a friendly one that will let you also recruit other people.
3. Use the skill(s) from #1 so at least some people in your clan get to know you.
4. Start saving some money bank or item stash (needed for step #7).
5. Fucking kill yourself faggot who the fuck plays runescape in 2023.
6. Use your reputation within the clan to interact with players inside and outside the clan.
7. When one of the people you are interacting with looks like a good prospect GF, invest time/gold/items on them.
8. If it works out now you have a GF, otherwise go back to #6.
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Killed myself. Jagex just banned me for being a ghost. Can't proceed past step 5.
 
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Get a chat macro and keep spamming it at the Grand Exchange. The old, gold spot for it used to be either Lumbridge or the Varrock banks, but we no longer live in the golden age, even with OSRS.
 
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