How to get a male gf?

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Catler said:
Need male that I can pass off as a gf to my family, but they can NOT be a troon.
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There are crossdressers still.

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Car Won't Crank said:
There's one at Linus Tech Tips if you want to slide into Anthony's DMs.
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No troons allowed
JethroTullamore said:
Maybe get a fem twink cross-dresser?

Look they’re gonna know, they aren’t stupid. Do you want them to think you’re gay or into troons? Which is worse?
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Actually I had a better idea! They can't tell asians apart, so I'll just get a feminine asian guy. I've come up with the solution to the problem.
 
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Negrate said:
or stop being gay
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Actuawwy @Negrate, they'we cawwed twaps, and they'we faw supewiow than just weguwaw "giwws". In fact, giwws don't even do anything fow me anymowe. The concept of ovewpowewing a faiwed mawe with youw supewiow mascuwinity is faw mowe appeawing than just the same owd T and A. Sowwy @Negrate. I don't expect you to undewstand, but I googwed it and I found that it's onwy 2.19% gay. So don't sign me up fow any WGBT suppowt gwoups. It's pwacticawwy compwetewy stwaight.
 
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Catler said:
Actuawwy @Negrate, they'we cawwed twaps, and they'we faw supewiow than just weguwaw "giwws". In fact, giwws don't even do anything fow me anymowe. The concept of ovewpowewing a faiwed mawe with youw supewiow mascuwinity is faw mowe appeawing than just the same owd T and A. Sowwy @Negrate. I don't expect you to undewstand, but I googwed it and I found that it's onwy 2.19% gay. So don't sign me up fow any WGBT suppowt gwoups. It's pwacticawwy compwetewy stwaight.
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traps are gay if you see a trap at first glance and think its hot ok thats fine but if you know its a trap with a cock and your still into it your queer as a 2 dollar bill
 
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Negrate said:
traps are gay if you see a trap at first glance and think its hot ok thats fine but if you know its a trap with a cock and your still into it your queer as a 2 dollar bill
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I don't think they're hot until I know they've got a dick, but it's not gay.

Look at it this way, if you fight another man and win that's real manly behaviour. You're literally programmed to get satisfaction from dominating weaker men, therefore it completely, totally is not gay.
 
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Catler said:
I don't think they're hot until I know they've got a dick, but it's not gay.

Look at it this way, if you fight another man and win that's real manly behaviour. You're literally programmed to get satisfaction from dominating weaker men, therefore it completely, totally is not gay.
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Hypothetically situation, what if you get satisfaction from being dominated by a man?
Can you still be straight than?

Like if you say no-homo or something?

Asking for a friend.
 
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JethroTullamore said:
Hypothetically situation, what if you get satisfaction from being dominated by a man?
Can you still be straight than?

Like if you say no-homo or something?

Asking for a friend.
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Yes, it's very manly and straight, you're just helping the homies relieve some stress which brings up the morale of the entire team. You're accepting your place in the pack and deferring to what those above you say, it's basically like the military.

It's gay if you kiss though, that's too far.
 
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