How to get a ginger gf?

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i feel you on this OP. nothing like a ginger girl with a face covered in freckles.
Catler said:
You can't, they're in very high demand with extremely low supply so you aren't getting one unless you're gigachad.
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it makes me very sad, but this is true.
 
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You just can't, at least for very long. I had a ginger girlfriend once, but then one day this giant talking mouse showed up in front of the house and uttered some kind of inaudible incantation. Long story short, I woke up the next morning with a black woman in my bed.
 
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Catler said:
You can't, they're in very high demand with extremely low supply so you aren't getting one unless you're gigachad.
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Well they're in low supply because they're kind of genetic freaks.
This isn't Harry Potter, nobody irl is that into gingers. What if your kids turned out to be gingers? Plus it would really be a pain to have to dunk your partner into a vat of sunscreen every time they walked out to get the mail.

Anyways I'd say to check an Irish step dancing class, but those types tend to be somewhat trad so I doubt they'll tolerate the anime.
 
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Uberpenguin said:
Well they're in low supply because they're kind of genetic freaks.
This isn't Harry Potter, nobody irl is that into gingers. What if your kids turned out to be gingers? Plus it would really be a pain to have to dunk your partner into a vat of sunscreen every time they walked out to get the mail.

Anyways I'd say to check an Irish step dancing class, but those types tend to be somewhat trad so I doubt they'll tolerate the anime.
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Ginger girls are either really good looking or really ugly. Ginger man are almost always ugly.
 
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Uberpenguin said:
This isn't Harry Potter, nobody irl is that into gingers.
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actually plenty of guys have a fetish for ginger women, im one and i know ive talked to plenty of of others. in fact a lot of pron sites even have redhead as a category, so it def is a fetish for plenty of men.
Uberpenguin said:
Anyways I'd say to check an Irish step dancing class, but those types tend to be somewhat trad so I doubt they'll tolerate the anime.
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the fact these girls are both ginger and not into anime makes me even more interested in them. god i ahte anime but i love gingers. too bad there arnt any irish step dancing classes near me.
Slur Generator said:
Ginger girls are either really good looking or really ugly. Ginger man are almost always ugly.
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usually they tend to be more good looking than ugly, but the ugly ones do exists. funny though they it is typically a binary thing, either very good looking or ugly, hardly any in between.
 
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Saying that with an "abandoned catgirl in box" anime avatar...

Brother just get a girl, any girl, if she breathes she's good enough.
 
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