How to fix the gunt's body? - Is it even possible?

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Benzo Samurai

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Health experts, nutritionists, physical therapists, and gymbros of KF, please respond:

What should the gunt do to achieve better health? Is it even possible at this point?

Here is my amateur opinion:
- Quit drugs & drinking
- Start beginner strength training and light cardio (often)
- Start eating good (but idk what would be right for him)
- Find healthy IRL avenues to socialize (join a hiking groups for noobs or ex junkies or something)
 
You can't fix perfection, aylog!

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Bloitzhole said:
You cannot improve upon perfection (bish).
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This, plus the fact that he's a 70-year-old looking shack-inhabiting pig-creature with organs that are all rotten.

There comes a point where you can't realistically fix a problem, he is past the event horizon, he's old and he is sickly, no amount of cardio, free weights, or protein will ever save him at this point.
 
OP is too optimistic that he should probably consider losing weight before hitting the same age as Ralph.
 
I know a certain austrian who is to this day known for his fat camps and how effective they supposedly were in making fat people thin.
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I also known a certain moustache man from Goergia(the country not the state) who did the same thing with "forced work" camps.
 
We can rebuild him, we have the technology
Ralph is the 1 million dollar gunt hog Bish
 
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At this point the only course of action is a full body brain transplant; we can use stem cells to regenerate the physical form but nothing on God's earth can fix those brain holes.
 
the issue is not the gunt flaps, he can tuck and nip that back any day- neither is his hump, same thing.

THe problem are his addictinons and his instability. He puts and drops weight constantly. and that is the main killer for reconstructive surgery after being a fat fuck your entire life
 
The reason for moobs is not having pectoral muscles, and being fat of course. The reason for gunts is not having abdominal muscles. If there is an area of your body you are not proud of, focus on it. Now, some people think you can “target” the fat in these areas. Not true, but the source of that myth is that muscles help you not accumulate fat in those places.

If you ask me the presidential fitness test needs to be more rigorous. And kids should study for it by bulking up. There is literally no downside to that. I also think gyms, like libraries, should be publicly funded so they’re available to all, but that’s another topic.
 
Ralph is a star in numerous wildly popular facial abuse videos. If he was unhappy he'd just stop doing it and retire comfortably.
 
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