how to become schizophrenic

[Cobson Gemson]

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

smoke weed

 

[Blamo2000]

Why is this pinned?

 

[Cobson Gemson]

Why is this pinned?

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Take a low second plateau dose of DXM. In three hours (or about 1 hour after the peak), take a second low plateau dose. At three more hours (or, again, 1 hour after second peak) take a high second plateau or low third plateau dose.

 

[dick brain]

Hallucinogens + amphetamines + EMDR + a handjob

 

[Named User]

Read lots of conspiracy theories.
Realize the main conspiracy theories are true.
Lose motivation to play along with regular society.
Sperg to friends and family about the reptilian overlords.
Do hard drugs to cope with the loneliness.

 

[The Evil Midnight Bomber]

Take 1000 μg of LSD and camp out in a dark scary forest for a night.

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

Read all the retarded shit passed in omnibus bills.
Now tell everybody what you found but in a crazy manner.

 

[CEO of Husbandos]

use drugs and eat shit

 

[Towoman]

You dont become schizo it comes to you

 

[herefortheactualthreads]

take as many drugs as fast as possible at the same time

 

[William Afton]

why would you want to become a schziophrenic you faggot

 

[Aunt Carol]

Synthetic cannabinoids ("spice" and other "incense blends") seem like an inexpensive and reliable method of inducing psychosis.

 

[Captain Chromosome]

>inducing schizophrenia is le bad..... JUST BECAUSE!!

 

[William Afton]

>>inducing schizophrenia is le bad..... JUST BECAUSE!!

 

[Cobson Gemson]

You dont become schizo it comes to you

Schizo cums to me?

 

[Cats]

do the thing mummies and unwed expectant mothers used to do in historical times and shove a coat hanger up your nose, hooking The Brain and pulling it out in one smooth motion.