How To Be Cool On The internet: A Tutorial

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Hey guys, have you ever felt down? Felt like an outcast? Felt like you got way too many 'dumb' reactions to a stupid throwaway joke?
Don't get all of the 'winners' that you think you deserve?

Well Daddy's Angry Juice, online professional and personal friend of Null, is here to help you.

With my 90 day online course, with mandatory 3 week non-paid internship at Daddy's Angry Jamba Juice,
you can be an online legend just like my friend and former lover Joshua Conner Moon.



No, you heard that right, i will teach you the secrets to being an internet legend just like Null.

You might ask yourself how does a simple tutorial by a guy like me, answer the question of how to be cool on the the internet
and Ill just pass that question to the man himself.



You heard it here folks, only I can provide you with the best insights on internet culture, we dont play any fucking faggoty games around here, right?


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[Sparkletor 2.0]

I'll take one for me and one for my wife's boyfriend.

 

[Chris Konon]

You'll fail to be cool if you want to be cool.

You can't tryhard it.

 

[Hellwalker]

ACTUAL "How To Be Cool On The internet" tutorial: Be @Hellwalker.

 

[The Cunting Death]

ACTUAL "How To Be Cool On The internet" tutorial: Be @Hellwalker.

tomoko avatars are not cool

 

[Hellwalker]

tomoko avatars are not cool

Oh yeah? Well...nobody knows what the hell the Oblongs is. Checkmate, liberal.

 

[0 0]

My responsibilities tell me to move this to Q&A, but my amusement tells me to leave it here, and my laziness tells me to deal with this tomorrow.

 

[Ryerose]

Homo

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

My responsibilities tell me to move this to Q&A, but my amusement tells me to leave it here, and my laziness tells me to deal with this tomorrow.

ive always really appreciated your transparency

 

[YWNBAM]

Idk about this totally trustworthy alpha male course but it reminded me of this video

 

[batterybee]

I am already cool

 

[SITHRAK!]

CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

 

[Just A Butt]

tomoko avatars are not cool

Neither is being a retarded simp

 

[The Cunting Death]

Neither is being a retarded simp

Thanks Mr. Cool Guy!

 

[BiggestKai]

*Appears in ur thread like a shadow ninja from naruto* If you aren't narrating your actions *twirls hair* you aren't cool, kids. *breathes out vape smoke*

 

[souschef]

I wear my negrates as a medal, knowing that after all i'm right and the negrater is wrong

It's their fault they can't appreciate my post

 

[Idiotron]

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

 

[I'm Retarded?]

post nigger a lot. learn all the cool memes like longcat is long, pool's closed, Milhouse, epic fail guy. all your base are belong to us, lol. buy curtains and a dog. and most importantly, the game (you just lost it)

 

[W'rkncacnter]

You're tempting me with those kraft singles, I'm gonna be so cool.