How stupid are you?

[Haint]

Seriously! How in the hell did you manage to be that dumb?

 

[Historical Figure]

Decades of practice, my man.
Decades of practice.

 

[Ray William Johnson]

Yes.

 

[Cats]

I fluctuate between extremely brilliant and cunning and cataclysmically retarded

 

[A-Stump]

I frequently forget I have to drink something and become sick as a result. I fail to do something I need to do on an instinctual, biological level.

 

[Historical Figure]

I frequently forget I have to drink something and become sick as a result. I fail to do something I need to do on an instinctual, biological level.

You mean whiskey? Forgetting to drink whiskey is pretty dumb, not gonna lie.

 

[Cats]

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Personally I believe stupidity is a skill in and of itself, meaning if a person embraces stupidity long enough and hard enough they'll eventually become really, really good at it.

 

[R00T]

I tell people that I hope I’m the stupidest person in the room because then the rest of the room must be okay.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

They don't think it be like it is but it do.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

I wish I was as smart as Jordie Jordan, he knows what a predicate is!

 

[Secret Messenger]

Too stupid to think of a clever response in this thread.