How old is Bob Dylan?

[Cuntflaps]

How old is Bob Dylan really? The media is pushing this narrative that he is 80, but I believe they forgot a zero and they meant to print that Bob Dylan is actually 800 years old. Or maybe he is even 8000 years old like a particularly ancient mummy, but a mummy that was buried with a ceremonial harmonica.

 

[Wowcoolusername]

Bob Dylan is a vampire. Bob Dylan doesn't age. Tom Petty was a vampire, as well. Prince was a vampire. Lane Staley was not a vampire. Please follow me for more comprehensive vampire lists.

 

[Judd]

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

Bob Dyan and Betty White made a pact with the devil.

 

[Freedom Fighter]

between 0 and 2 bob dylans

 

[lurk_moar]

Not to dox where I am from, but my grandma thought he was weird.

 

[Monkey_Fellow]

39 I think

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Not to dox where I am from, but my grandma thought he was weird.

Is your grandma an 800 year old vampire?