How many times has your pee split in half?

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How many times has your pee split in half?​

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Split pee is your body's way of crying out for a nice steaming bowl of this:

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Split morning streams is a frequent fact of life, especially for the uncut man.

Thankfully if you're willing to fully commit to the sigma lifestyle and pee in the sink you won't have to worry about oppressing your urine into such business-like formations.

The Fountainhead said:
Split pee is your body's way of crying out for a nice steaming bowl of this:

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Very appropriate username for this topic I'd say.
 
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You've got a urethral stricture.

The cure is often worse than the issue, because they jam a metal rod up up the pisshole to straighten it out. Don't worry, they give you drugs and the procedure takes only a half-hour.

Also, stop masturbating so vigorously.
 
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