How many times do your pee split in half?

[Bob's Vagene]

George bush George bush?

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

I hate it when that happens. It leaves such a mess.

 

[eatler]

I try shotgun blasting my piss in hopes of taking down some drain flies. It’s not very successful.

 

[OrionBalls]

Clean your dick.

 

[Drip Torch]

Usually after I screw your mom. That after sex piss can get hard to aim.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

i hate when you try to pee int eh morning but your pee stream bends at a weird angle and goes all over the toilet rather than inside it.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

i hate when you try to pee int eh morning but your pee stream bends at a weird angle and goes all over the toilet rather than inside it.

Just pee sitting down like a real man.

 

[peachlover669]

mine splits into not two halfs but several rays of glorious light shining down upon the modern day beauty that is the toilet, without toilets our society would cease to exist and we would all be savage beasts still living in the wilderness with the rest of the disgusting animals that piss wherever they see fit. god bless america

 

[Broseph]

One time I was peeing and mine split into three tracks.

 

[BBW Hunter]

I saw a video on here once of a FTM tranny whose rotdog had all these holes in it that sprayed multiple piss streams every which way when she pissed.