How many lives does @SandyCat have left?

[Bargain Bin Laden]

I also want to know how he died if he lost any of his nine lives

 

[KittyGremlin]

He gave me five of them as a payment for several assassinations in former Yugoslavia.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Once, you're a wit.
Twice, you're a half-wit.

Point to ponder.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

I know they lost at least one life in a drive-by shooting and another choking to death on fried chicken.

 

[Waifu Days]

It's not hard to find a turtle shell and a staircase. They might be here for awhile.

 

[JethroTullamore]

I bet he lost a few lives in some weird sex related ways, like choking to death on wolf cock or some weird sex swing incidient, but I’d assume he still has at least 6.9 lives left.