How many friends do you have IRL?

[Hamlindingo]

And if you don't have any what is preventing you?

 

[General Tug Boat]

1488

 

[The Magnificence]

"Friends," "victims," "rotting severed heads that I talk to and who occasionally offer me guidance," who's counting?

 

[Lorgar]

I have heaps of friends but you wouldn't know them though they all go to a different school

 

[Peanut Butter in Peril]

5

 

[mister meaner]

some

 

[WhoBusTank69]

I have all the friends, you can't have any

 

[PFM]

I don't have a facebook account, silly

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

all my friends are dead!

 

[The Magnificence]

I have heaps of friends but you wouldn't know them though they all go to a different school

...in Canada?

 

[Lorgar]

...in Canada?

I would never willingly speak with a Canadian.

 

[Lockbean Raisin]

Do nine ragdolls infused with portions of my own soul count?

 

[cornycat]

Literally none. What's preventing me is that everyone my age is a zoomer.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Help me move level friends: dozens.
Help bury the body level friends: 2

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

The man that checks the cameras in your bathroom and microphones in your outlets is my friend.

 

[Your Starter for 10]

No one told me life was going to be this way.

 

[Consoomer]

my nigga i use kiwifarms, zero friends lulz.

 

[Historical Figure]

No one told me life was going to be this way.

Of course not. If someone had told you, would you have partaken?

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

All of them.

 

[Blouie]

None