How many eggs do you eat????

[Cuntflaps]

What is the right amount of eggs???? I usually eat 2-3 eggs but I don't know how many eggs is the right number of eggs to eat. Please help with the eggs.

 

[Biggus Dickus King]

Well, look at my avatar...

 

[DumbDude42]

2-3 eggs is good but remember to swallow them whole without cracking the shell

 

[buttman87]

I don't eat eggs

 

[AStupidMonkey]

Noted orator seal-chan has some insight:

 

[Monolith]

This is about me

 

[FEETLOAF]

I have 4 chicken so I eat 4 egg.

 

[Captain Hastings Official]

You don't have to tell me what happened, but you have to eat all the eggs.

 

[FatalTater]

If I have more than 2 eggs in one meal they make me sleepy.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

What is the right amount of eggs???? I usually eat 2-3 eggs but I don't know how many eggs is the right number of eggs to eat. Please help with the eggs.

This tells us nothing. 2-3 eggs how often? per day? per year? per second?

 

[likeacrackado]

not enough

 

[Brussels Sprout]

Fifty!

 

[MemeGrey]

Honestly you should have at least 2-3 eggs per meal, i'd go as far as to say you should double that for your big meal at night so roughly 8-10 eggs per day.

Now how you have those eggs is more important, as nice as it would be to have eggs benedict every morning you'll end up a big fat fatty, scramble em, boil em, fry em, omelette em all valid.

 

[MrTroll]

 

[Xenomorph]

Not as much as I should. They are usually a vessel/ingredient in other dishes.

 

[Richard Harrow]

3 for breakfast like clockwork. More if I make anything that requires it (i.e. baking)

 

[Kabuki Actor]

I have frequently used cannibalistic acts to euthanize latent transsexuals.

 

[Neil]

Eggs are fucking based, man. What kind of degenerate doesn't enjoy eggs?

I'll tell you.

A dead one.

 

[Niggernerd]

Who wants to know?

 

[Justanotherguy]

3 scrambled eggs, two pieces of toast.