How high up is your penis?

[Turquoise]

According to Professor Ed Dutton, and contrary to what many might assume, penis size does not correlate strongly with testosterone levels. What actually correlates strongly with T levels and masculinity is taint length, which in turn determines how high your cock and balls sit on your body. Basically, if you're a low T beta male, your genitals are likely to dangle under your body, tucked away from view lest you upset anyone. However, if you're a high T chad, then your package is likely to sit at a much higher point on your body, thus making a visible bulge for all to see.

Observe below, Chad.

So where's yours?

(NO PHOTOGRAPHS PLEASE)

 

[Farsided]

So high up they call me dickhead.

 

[AMHOLIO]

the jews stole my penis when i was born so i cant tell

 

[Tablet County]

About three feet.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

my dick is so big when I get hard the tip lands on the moon

 

[furfaggot4faggotfur]

It used to be so high that the doctors confused it for an umbilical cord.

 

[Your Starter for 10]

Don't know, I never look at or touch that area, because that would be gay.

 

[Orange Piccolo]

Are we measuring from bellybutton to base of shaft?