How hard can you piss?

[The News Crews]

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[Maldemort]

Just like how I represent Sunnyvale: hard as fuck.

 

[Nicholas Gur]

Not as hard as when I was a kid. I like to pinch it off and create a dam break effect when I piss in public so strangers think I have a mighty flow.

 

[Farsided]

I was clearly busy in a restroom in 1999 as someone barged in and and tried to rob me. I had to cut him in half with my jet, one swift motion and he was no more and two pieces at the same time. Tantamount to a mecha from 2001 video game hit Metal Gear Solid 2 : Sons of Liberty for as easily as RAY cut through the tanker's hull, I sliced through him like a hot knife through butter and for that I'm still on the run.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Pretty hard at the expense of accuracy.

 

[Pruto]

Enough to remove paint from your car if I managed to hold it in for long enough.

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

Did you get this from incels.is?

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

first piss of the day I could clear a 3 story building

 

[OrionBalls]

Can guys even pee as hard as women? Cuz I can empty my bladder in ten seconds if I have to.

 

[*Grunts Softly*]

the hardest, i piss a torrent

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Can guys even pee as hard as women? Cuz I can empty my bladder in ten seconds if I have to.

you think you can split the whisker harder than a guy who woke up with a dick harder than diamonds who does a handstand to take a piss?
pls