how fat is josh by now

[Towoman]

two years ago or something he was boasting about being less of a hambeast than ralph and given that hes been busy reducing the global pizza supplies since then i think its save to assume he has surpassed ralphs volume by now. no wonder he had to send people to candiohi instead of going himself wich even ralph managed to do

 

[Rigamaroo]

hes been busy reducing the global pizza supplies

and i assume gulping every five seconds and cracking with every word you say is a side effect of this?

 

[Vecr]

Asymptotically approaching 300 pounds.

 

[dick brain]

Each day he grows some more.

Also Ethan Ralph is like 4'11, it's not hard to be fatter than he is, at least by volume.