how epic would your thread be if you got halal'd

[Ronnie McNutt]

i'd think everyone would be making jokes about how i shot myself and now i'm playing amorous with byuu in heaven

 

[Vingle]

A lot of thirst posting

 

[GorillaGhost]

What does that even mean?

 

[libRT]

If you got permitted? Don't you mean Haram'd?

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

It'd be about as epic as Seinfeld.

 

[Rent Tin]

It'd be about a paragraph and nobody would ever read it. I'm boring.

 

[Red Hood]

I mean "Boy Wonder beaten with a crowbar and asploded by popular demand" is already done and over with.

 

[Psycho Network]

Extremely.

 

[$5.3 Million Dollars]

Schrodinger's Halal, if you get a thread but never read the thread, are you halal?

 

[Helium Bubble]

If you were declared legal for Muslims to eat?

 

[Ultrapenguin]

What does that even mean?

Ok, you see, years back when the culture of the site was different and there were fewer users, if there was someone acting like a nutjob to the point of annoying other users eventually people would dig up info about said user and create a thread about them. This required staff approval and was known as a halal thread.

An example from 2018 would be lagoona blue and her pony panties.

It isn't really a thing anymore for the most part, the site is normier and a bit less hostile than it used to be.

 

[Joe Swanson]

Really not at all, it'd just be full of screen caps of my unfiltered racism

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

It would be epic, of course, but what would be even more epic would be my resurrection after 3 days. I am Cawd, after all.

 

[Audit]

Boring. Incredibly boring. On the bright side, I'd get to sperg endlessly about my frustrations at work to a captive audience. You will know about the drama around printers and staplers.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I abandon accounts like a black man abandons children. It’d be boring and likely people would be disgusted by the fact that I go onto the internet and just tell lies.

 

[snailslime]

thirsty

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I’ve done lots of crazy shit since December you guys would have fun with, not a soul but my therapist and my hillbilly family knows

 

[Retink]

It would be a bit retarded.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

It would be a bit retarded.

You like a Japanese Goblin, I assume it’d feature a dakimakura.

 

[Retink]

You like a Japanese Goblin, I assume it’d feature a dakimakura.

She's the bestest Goblin.

And don't let anyone know my shame, it's a secret

Spoiler: Shhhh