how doi summon the ayy lmaos 👽?????

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i am tired of this existence i cannot tkae much anymore i need to summon the superiour alien inteligences to help me find the gold path
 
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you need to be able to find a soft spot in reality and be able to reach through in JUST the right way, the right time, the right place, the right angle, the right mindset and headspace, the right knack, the proper destiny, put that knifetip RIGHT where you can make the seam, and then open up that fabric

its not all that hard
 
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parsnip said:
I've heard they like butt holes. Try going outside and pointing yours at the sky.
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but ussualy thats how i poop and it never worked

Gangstalker #32194 said:
you need to be able to find a soft spot in reality and be able to reach through in JUST the right way, the right time, the right place, the right angle, the right mindset and headspace, the right knack, the proper destiny, put that knifetip RIGHT where you can make the seam, and then open up that fabric

its not all that hard
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can i do it with butterknife?
 
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Actual true answer:

The aliens are all gone. The only proof of aliens was all the ancient shit they did thousands of years ago. Since they were more advanced than us humans, they discovered troonism long ago and most of the aliens chopped their dicks off. They all died off because they could no longer reproduce because the alien troons claimed that genders weren't real and the woke alien overlords allowed it.
 
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