How does Ralph make money? - Is he a drug mule for Colombian criminals?

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AncientPhosphur said:
One small caveat here is they’re still married so she’s still carrying that gunt financially
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I believe one of Horrid Harry’s first order of business, once Pantsu returned to the USA, was total fraud alert and protection on her SS#. Without it Ralph would still be using Pantsu like dead Sandra.

Sandra’s PayPal has to be on its last legs. It takes awhile for the SS death index to catch up, and they are lax for a few years due to estate and probate matters, but his time has to be running out. I bet he’s pretended to be Sandra’s caretaker and/or bereaved widower on a few occasions to wring a bit more mileage of his dead mom’
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
I bet he’s pretended to be Sandra’s caretaker and/or bereaved widower on a few occasions to wring a bit more mileage of his dead mom’
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He's done it in text correspondence for sure. There's even a high level of probability he's made a few phone calls, raised his pitch, and claimed to be Sandra.
 
lowly kiwi merchant said:
I am of the belief that he is collecting his dead mothers social security. He is then laundering it through powerchat.
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That can’t be. She died in a nursing home and was cremated. Both places are required by law to report it to SSA. But IF they didn’t SSA would automatically withdraw funds so laundering it through PowerChat would be the move but that’s still a huge crime and easy to follow trail.

I guess more autistic people can look to see how his donos and viewers dipped before and after doge purged the dead on the rolls
 
AncientPhosphur said:
That can’t be. She died in a nursing home and was cremated. Both places are required by law to report it to SSA. But IF they didn’t SSA would automatically withdraw funds so laundering it through PowerChat would be the move but that’s still a huge crime and easy to follow trail.
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Were you born yesterday? Do you have any idea how incompetent the government is, including the SSA? This kind of shit falls through the cracks all the time.

This is the most plausible explanation I’ve heard. Without some sort of fraud I do not buy for a second that he’s making a living, even in Mexico, from donos or any other kind of “earnings.”
 
HackerX said:
He's done it in text correspondence for sure. There's even a high level of probability he's made a few phone calls, raised his pitch, and claimed to be Sandra.
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He doesn't need to. He already has a high pitched voice like a woman. If you got on the phone with him after a minute you'd figure out "yep, this is clearly a senile woman"
 
Let's assume that his income through streaming, as meager as it may be, allows him to live on tortas, xaniberries and the cheapest possible alcohol, and also allows him to afford the power and internet bills in order to keep DA PILLSTREAM going.

Let's also assume he doesn't have any money (and clearly no interest either) to clean up the squalor in which he lives.

Let's also assume he may have some housing arrangement (USD should be enough to get by in Mexico).

We still have:

- Legal fees and potential court costs (can't always be pro se nor litigate in forma pauperis, no court system allows that 100% of the time)
- Tobacky (I'm no smoker, never have been and never will be, but that shit is a money pit).
- Airfare/transportation (even Scarlett wouldn't be that dumb to pay for every expense in having his massive gunt transported).

He might be hood/redneck rich, he might make some chump change here and there through his streams, and he might be in massive debt in the U.S., but all of this must eventually have a limit, and yet he just keeps surviving.

So maybe his uncle or whatever is supporting him?
 
People in this thread are approaching the problem in the wrong way. They are think of Ethan Ralph as a real human being with an independent purpose in life.

He's not a human being, he's a cartoon character. He exists to go from one situation to another, to suffer the consequences as they happen, all while providing amusement to any onlookers.

So asking 'How does Ralph make money?' is like asking 'How does Homer Simpson or Peter Griffin make money?' He gets the money to exist to allow the show to go on and on and on and on and on, long after any novelty as worn off.

Just like The Simpsons or Family Guy.
 
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