How does Ralph make money? - Is he a drug mule for Colombian criminals?

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Well, I know how Ralph DOESN'T make money..... The Killstream.

Seriously, I don't know how Ralph collects anymore. His best days were 7 years ago and shit has been going downhill ever since. Even if Ralph stacked up buckets of cash in 2018, that money must be near it's end if not completely gone thanks to all of Ethan's poor life decisions. If he had some kind of illegal side hustle or secret benefactor, we'd know about it cause Ralph can't keep his mouth shut to save his life, especially when he's goofed up on pills. I know when this nigga was still with AF, around time he was cosplaying as the Cookie Monster with his blue hair and googly eyes; Ralph was getting pretty decent donations. Not a king's ransom, but also not a pauper's wage. However, what with trips to Vegas, Italy and Portugal, that money is surely gone or as the horse would put it, "where'd all the money go?"
The source of Ethan Ralph's slop stipend may be the greatest unsolved internet mystery of our era. I'm not saying Ralph is giving back alley handjobs for pesos, I'm just saying I wouldn't be suprised.
 
My gunt niggas; a thought of relevance popped into my stoned mind this evening.

Initially when I made this thread I suspected Ralph of moving drugs to get money. Aylawgs retorted(tm) that it would be possible for him to live in Messigo on his stream earnings.

One thought has come to me though; can Ralph really have lived that long in Messigo, been that fucked up on serious drugs, without ending up owing somebody money for drugs? I just find that hard to believe. Such consistency is unlike him.

The relation between a dealer and a client is quite an active one if the client is hooked on serious substances. I have a hard time seeing Ralph existing, for so long, so high, having so many interactions with local dealers and pimps, without fucking up. The first rule of Ralph is that he always fucks up everything eventually.

Thots?

I realize I might be Alex Jones'ing this, but if that is my role I accept it.
 
Benzo Samurai said:
My gunt niggas; a thought of relevance popped into my stoned mind this evening.

Initially when I made this thread I suspected Ralph of moving drugs to get money. Aylawgs retorted(tm) that it would be possible for him to live in Messigo on his stream earnings.

One thought has come to me though; can Ralph really have lived that long in Messigo, been that fucked up on serious drugs, without ending up owing somebody money for drugs? I just find that hard to believe. Such consistency is unlike him.

The relation between a dealer and a client is quite an active one if the client is hooked on serious substances. I have a hard time seeing Ralph existing, for so long, so high, having so many interactions with local dealers and pimps, without fucking up. The first rule of Ralph is that he always fucks up everything eventually.

Thots?

I realize I might be Alex Jones'ing this, but if that is my role I accept it.
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the short answer is NO.
Hence the drug muling for the jalisco boys.
 
UCantCCPMe said:
Even if Ralph stacked up buckets of cash in 2018, that money must be near it's end if not completely gone thanks to all of Ethan's poor life decisions.
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ROFL. Ralph was flaunting 50k in his bank account to Adezero back in May 2020. Now don't get me wrong, 50k is nice to have hanging around, but it's an absolutely paultry when it's all you have. The fact he was trying to impress women with it makes it all the more amazizing.

Now consider that was 5 years ago. He was already on the downward trajectory at that time and 50k was all he had to show for it. The ridiculous part is if you had no other context before 2020, you'd think 2020 Ralph was a fucking rock star compared to now. He didn't have ANYTHING to show for his brief period of success back then and he has even less to show for it now.
 
If Ralph was dealing drugs he would be telling everyone. This is the man who had to show everybody he was eating greasy ass pizza with potatoes on it as some sort of win against the farms. His ego demands that he constantly update everyone with every aspect of mundane shit in his life.
 
Many told me, when i made this thread, that it was indeed possible for the gunt to live on streaming, making enough for tortas and xannies, but I could never shake the feeling that this was ridiculous if you looked at the gunt day by day.

There seems to be some new leaks which claim that the gunt indeed has not sustained himself on streaming alone but has used his dead mom's credit card to give himself money or something?

Any of you ayylawgs have some revised ideas regarding the state of his finances? He says he is in Tennessee now apparently, so he is able to travel.
 
Benzo Samurai said:
He says he is in Tennessee now apparently, so he is able to travel.
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fwiw he has claimed that his travel expenses are being covered by whoever is producing the "pilot"

I choose to believe that he still makes enough money to cover his day to day expenses (he said rent and whatever other bills he has are around $700 per month). Even during his most recent hay-day he could barely cover paying for Xander, he probably has a very large amount that he still owes, which is why he didn't visit California for over six months. Child support is independent of visitation rights, but it's probable he avoided visiting SANDY EGGO so he wouldn't be served with collections or whatever it is they do to collect on back payment.
 
Pale Empress said:
fwiw he has claimed that his travel expenses are being covered by whoever is producing the "pilot"

I choose to believe that he still makes enough money to cover his day to day expenses (he said rent and whatever other bills he has are around $700 per month). Even during his most recent hay-day he could barely cover paying for Xander, he probably has a very large amount that he still owes, which is why he didn't visit California for over six months. Child support is independent of visitation rights, but it's probable he avoided visiting SANDY EGGO so he wouldn't be served with collections or whatever it is they do to collect on back payment.
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yea that makes sense. the extra fradulent pocket money i guess was needed for special occasions like gunting young desperate women
 
He's a prized breeding stud for several local pig farmers. Since the introduction of Ralphagenes into the population, hogs are 200% more gunted and five times as aggressive.
 
He probably works in a local restaurant, chopping vegetables before the chefs start their shift. It's very low stress, low paid, entry level role usually filled by convicts, drug addicts and alcoholics.
 
Benzo Samurai said:
Many told me, when i made this thread, that it was indeed possible for the gunt to live on streaming, making enough for tortas and xannies, but I could never shake the feeling that this was ridiculous if you looked at the gunt day by day.

There seems to be some new leaks which claim that the gunt indeed has not sustained himself on streaming alone but has used his dead mom's credit card to give himself money or something?

Any of you ayylawgs have some revised ideas regarding the state of his finances? He says he is in Tennessee now apparently, so he is able to travel.
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Ralph really doesn’t need much to survive. He’s always been a broke ass bum from Arkansas and didn’t leave mama’s side until well into his 30’s. He can subsist on scraps for a long time.

What are Ralph’s crucial expenses?

Tortas/Sushi
Cat food
Kitty Litter
Internet
Cigarettes
Xannies
Xander Child Support
Modelos
Cell Phone Service
Occasional Hats
Whores

I would be shocked if he needed more than 2000 USD a month to survive. 24K is all he needs a year. Living in America or paying child support for Rosanna would financially crush him. He can’t even afford gifts for Xander. If Faith moved further North that would constructively prevent all visits from happening. He lives on pretty tight margin and is always one mishap away from begging for biker bananas.
 
You can always, somehow, get a new credit card. If Ralph earned 500k at his peak, i guess he's probably 500k in the Red by now and just keeps on digging until the collector starts knocking.
 
Obscura539 said:
Ralph really doesn’t need much to survive. He’s always been a broke ass bum from Arkansas and didn’t leave mama’s side until well into his 30’s. He can subsist on scraps for a long time.

What are Ralph’s crucial expenses?

Tortas/Sushi
Cat food
Kitty Litter
Internet
Cigarettes
Xannies
Xander Child Support
Modelos
Cell Phone Service
Occasional Hats
Whores

I would be shocked if he needed more than 2000 USD a month to survive. 24K is all he needs a year. Living in America or paying child support for Rosanna would financially crush him. He can’t even afford gifts for Xander. If Faith moved further North that would constructively prevent all visits from happening. He lives on pretty tight margin and is always one mishap away from begging for biker bananas.
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Does he even make 2k a month though?
 
FiveStarAce said:
You can always, somehow, get a new credit card. If Ralph earned 500k at his peak, i guess he's probably 500k in the Red by now and just keeps on digging until the collector starts knocking.
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He shot Meigh’s credit to shit by using her credit card and we found out through his retardation that it was only a $1k limit card. I checked and he could get a Mexican credit card but first he apparently needs to bank with them and but show he has consistent income for a few months. Apparently he can get one through a department or retail store. At best he’ll have a limit of 5-10k of pesos so roughly 300-500 dollars as a limited… so not a lot but enough to max out on xannies and booze.
 
AncientPhosphur said:
He shot Meigh’s credit to shit by using her credit card and we found out through his retardation that it was only a $1k limit card. I checked and he could get a Mexican credit card but first he apparently needs to bank with them and but show he has consistent income for a few months. Apparently he can get one through a department or retail store. At best he’ll have a limit of 5-10k of pesos so roughly 300-500 dollars as a limited… so not a lot but enough to max out on xannies and booze.
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Imagine being over 40 and having a credit limit of 1k.
 
FiveStarAce said:
Imagine being over 40 and having a credit limit of 1k.
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Ralph is the perfect example of why credit score are necessary. Ralph credit score is a large flashing “do not trust” sign and it is accurate. He even got some small limit cards has he fled to USA to burn, because he’s a dumb wigger like that.

I always wondered about his truck loan. I think sub-prime finance via Nissan was the only way he could even get a new vehicle, but it’s also likely he had Pantsu or his dead mom on the financing. Ralph proved why he’s a sub-sub prime loan guy and promptly wrecked in repeatedly in Mexico and stopped making payments. I think Ralph thought he would just flee to Mexico and get a free truck, but the strict permitting system foiled his genius plan. Instead Mexicans just ended up with his truck instead, just like pawpaw’s ring.

Ralph worked to earn his status as an untouchable leper in the American financial system. It’s why he was so excited about DaggerPussy, not only did she have an apartment in FL but a fresh SS# Ralph could use as his financial proxy for financing. Banking, loans, leases, etc…I’m sure it took years for Pantsu to recover from Ralphamale financial chicanery he did in her name.
 
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