How does one suck cock like a lady?

[Mariposa Electrique]

How does one fellate a man in accordance with high society? What noises are permissible? How does one maneuver the shaft without acting like a harlot or a vile homosexual? How much is permitted in the mouth at once without being considered vulgar? Is ball manipulation allowed? What does one do with the senen afterward according to Victorian ladylike standards? Does one curtsee after the act is complete?

 

[Shidoen]

Grasp the cock firmly whilst extending your pinkie, then proceed to lick the head and then slurp up and down as you would.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Oral sex is sodomy, which will never be ladylike. YWNBAW.

 

[Trapitalism]

Dress like a woman

 

[Santa Fe Swag]

Ask reddit homostereo.

 

[Vingle]

Women doesn't like to suck the peen, that's for faggots.

 

[OldSchoolBoxxu]

Only Men know how to satisfy other men

 

[The Lawgiver]

imagine wanting to sick cock or have your cock sucked lmao. That's how you get herpes. It's like the poop hole fucking leading to poop hole problems but even worse ccause you also might get poop mouth.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

A real lady doesn't need technique.

 

[Untrue and Dishonest]

You just think you're doing it ladylike and call everyone else transphobic.

 

[Amphotericin B]

It’s only ladylike if you’re doing it to your husband for reproductive purposes.

 

[T_Holygrail_Jesuschrist 2]

Step 1. Be a woman
Step 2. Date a guy (or just find a dick-girl)
Step 3. Suck their dick (but please use Listerine afterwards, mouth condom before)

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

How does one fellate a man in accordance with high society?
vigorously
What noises are permissible?
all of them
How does one maneuver the shaft without acting like a harlot or a vile homosexual?
same way you manoeuvre a lollipop
How much is permitted in the mouth at once without being considered vulgar?
all of it except the balls
Is ball manipulation allowed?
it's encouraged with the lounge
What does one do with the senen afterward according to Victorian ladylike standards?
Good girls swallow bad girls spit
Does one curtsee after the act is complete?
you spelt 'make a sandwich' wrong

 

[Kosher Dill]

Women doesn't like to suck the peen, that's for faggots.

Pretty much. 100 years ago, men looking for oral service would have to go down to the docks and find a "fairy" to do the deed, because not even female prostitutes would do it.

 

[Retink]

I think it involves a grapefruit.

 

[Solus]

If you want to suck cock like a lady just tease your partner for a month that you're going to do it. When the time comes say you have a headach and then cuddle for three hours before falling to sleep.