How Does One Perform A Reverse Creampie?

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Just Curious?

 

[manualtony]

Extremely carefully.

 

[DankSmoker]

Is that like an upside down pizza?

 

[Fascist Frederick]

It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to cum inside anyone… He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even cum inside of himself. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was not cumming inside someone, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice jerked him off in his sleep.

 

[Feefee81093]

The girl comes inside the penis.

 

[dick brain]

Vacuum

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

You'd need to get a turkey baster and some pain killers, but it's doable, I'm sure.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

I have literally no idea what this would be.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

A vacuum would be require to reverse a creampie, but I'm pretty sure a reverse creampie would require a smaller dick to ejaculate into the larger dick, something which no known human anatomy is capable of that I'm aware of, or the strongest seal and jizzqueef known to man combined with a pressure relief value somewhere upstream in the dude's urethra.

None of that sounds pleasant.

 

[Feefee81093]

I have literally no idea what this would be.

Close your eyes, Blobby. Look away away.

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

I think you just put the filling on the bottom then the crust on top.

EDIT: What do you mean we're not talking about desserts?

 

[dick brain]

A vacuum would be require to reverse a creampie, but I'm pretty sure a reverse creampie would require a smaller dick to ejaculate into the larger dick, something which no known human anatomy is capable of that I'm aware of, or the strongest seal and jizzqueef known to man combined with a pressure relief value somewhere upstream in the dude's urethra.

None of that sounds pleasant.

I know for a fact there's video of a dickhole getting fucked with a micropenis but I'm not going to look for it. Anyway that'd just be a creampie in its own right. A reverse creampie is when the Teletubbies vacuum slurps up the tubby custard.

 

[PonderosaPete]

Claim to have evidence against a renowned internet comedian that they're a pedophile and and when you're ready to present your evidence, show up to the interview absolutely fucked, mate. That's a reverse creampie.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

docking

 

[Spiny Rumples]

A fairly dangerous maneuver. As the man announces his imminent arrival, the woman makes loud beeping noises (or static, depending on the country). The man grabs on tight and firmly backs up, carrying the pair at a minimum 1.2 MPH until he has sewn his seed.