How does one KiwiMaxx?

[AMHOLIO]

Give suggestions

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

Step one: post a PA request in Prospering Grounds

 

[anliteralidiot]

Step two: bother Null

 

[Apu Wrangler]

Step 3: get banned and/or halal'd

 

[We Are The Witches]

Reply to everything with "X is fat, would not have sex with", or "OP is a faggot", or some other slur.

 

[Achtung Bitter]

At least 5000 posts in thunderdome, minimum 8000 passionate posts in any of the off-topic sections, at least 100 personal vendettas. You also have to completely refrain from posting in Q&A. Minimum 25000 posts in total.

 

[Dysnomia]

Weaponize your autism and then point that weapon at yourself and fire (in Minecraft). 1000000000.26% Kiwimaxx!

 

[Waffle Iron]

Post over a hundred phonebooks and gain the