How does one escape from stalker prison?

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

The cringe police caught me doing Call of Duty ERP with @Blobby's Murder Knife and now I'm stuck in the clink for felony harassment. How do I escape?

No I am not enjoying stalker jail.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

A poster of Raquel Welch and a rock hammer.

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

Worship the Patrick S. Tomlinson shrine and all will be forgiven, stalker child.

 

[SNU]

Enjoy prison, nigga

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Have you tried childing the guards?

 

[Black Man Underwear]

You are the prison, stalker. You stalk the prison as a prison, stalker.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

I don't know what the fuck everyone is on about

something something Fatrick something blah blah Tomlinson

 

[Moths]

Make a pepperoni shrine from your bunkmate and you shall open the portal to niggerhell

 

[Lake]

Being in prison is your delusion, stalker. Enjoy freedom.

 

[Almighty Space Duck]

Have you tried letting someone fart in your vagina?

 

[RussianParasite]

You skipped the step where you quietly await the knock, child.

 

[Doctor Neo Cortex]

You don't, you just have to enjoy it child.

ENJOY PRISON RAPE STALKER.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Sometimes I lament having notifications turned off. Then I only find things like this by accident.

You were arrested in Portland, faggot, and it is surprising you went to stalker prison in general. You will be out next Thursday, free to stalk again, child.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

You need to stalk the prison, child.